Half-Decent Person Wanted for Half-Decent Houseshare in St. Pauls (BS2)
£356
Description
Hello Sir and/or Madam.
And also, we are three males (who all are all swirling round our thirties as the waters of time drain away and we fall out the other side with it) and one female (who is a different age) and we are currently looking for a half-decent human to live here also.
The house is permanently attached to the ground (I assume) in Campbell street and has the normal array of rooms (lounge, kitchen, bathroom etc) arranged roughly cubularly within it's outer walls and a small garden lies sluttily outside the back door with a front door at the other end. The room that is available is a good-sized double room the walls of which all having the relevant corners. The room is available from the 1st August.
The rent is £355.50 a month with bills (gas/electric/internet/council tax) on top which is another £60 a month approximately. The deposit is one months rent.
So, that's mostly it. The house is fine and I think we have a fairly average set of living standards but I probably wouldn't bother if you are after a fancy place that is constantly spick and span or are a petty, controlling, attention-seeking psychopath (or any variation on that theme).
If that is not you (and do just double-check before you get in touch. Everyone should do a check on themselves once in a while, shouldn't they? I'm not lecturing you, I'm just saying. Alriiight! Jesus, calm down! Are you SURE you're not one of those because you're acting just like one right now!!! Okay, fine, anyway, let's move on...) and you would like to come around to see the house and meet us bunch of flailing goons then you call or text:
Dom on 07752168006 or Steve on 07929 925771 or e-mail me at the address in this advert. Cheers. Dom